"Morgan was a little frisky when I was at her house the other day." If you know Morgan then this quote is even funnier!
While playing GO FISH; "Dad, do you have any leroy lobsters?"
"Nope. GO FISH."
"GO FISH straight away? Mommmmma Miiiiiiiiiiiia!"
After posing for a photograph; "Maybe my cheeks are made of roses."
Overheard the other morning while entertaining himself with GI Joe guys; "You will never get away with your diabolical plan."
"Mom, tell Dad you are breaking up with him and going to marry me."
Is that the cutest? I think I am going to eat him for dessert tonight. Seriously.